Reaches of Threben
Jephew Von Tulensteinburgenstein-Strousburen IIC
Greetings. MY name is Jephew Von Tulensteinburgenstein-Strousburen IIC, but if that is too much for your low intellect self to pronounce, you can call me Tails. I am the only greatest Tuba playing bard in history.
Not really sure where I started, but I know where I am now. I have been traveling around Threben for about twenty-odd years now, spreading the word and song of my deity, Nexian, Czar of Sousaphones. Some say my quest for complete unity of everyone through song is futile, but I say, “TELL THAT TO MY SOUSAPHONE!!! WHACK”